when you fake sick and everyones like “yeah you look really terrible”
"I’m not rich"
"But I have a big dick"
"I don’t have a big dick"
"But I am rich"
"And I have a big dick"
when there’s a group of your friends hanging out and youre like trying to join the conversation but dont know how
Why aren’t we talking about Dylan sprouse have you SEEN his tweets?
G U Y S