oprahwinfried:

when you fake sick and everyones like “yeah you look really terrible”

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(Source: champagnepapa)

leomanaids:

bitchcraftandwiggatry:

dirudo:

"I’m not rich"

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"But I have a big dick"

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"I don’t have a big dick"

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"But I am rich"

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"I’m rich"

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"And I have a big dick"

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spork:

when there’s a group of your friends hanging out and youre like trying to join the conversation but dont know howimage

thatfunnyblog:

Why aren’t we talking about Dylan sprouse have you SEEN his tweets?


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GUYS SERIOUSLY 
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G U Y S
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(Source: clashing-oceans)


(Source: maeby-funke)